Monday, May 4, 2009
life is starting to get super totally gigantically awesome :D i'm not bothered by the fact that O levels are in exactly 25 weeks. don't know why, but i find everything so amusing XD what's up with that? like how annabel made names for all of us: sammy, belly, clarry, tianny, jenny, freezy and juleeny. hees. oh well, there goes the bumpkin, bimbo, geisha, mu lao hu, maid etc. guess who i am :Pi never realised how much of a mahjong freak i am, until last friday (may day!). went to granparents' house for dinner, but went earlier than dinner time to do stuff. i planned to do my homework there, but then i took a 3 hour nap in a very unglam position. so glad no one toook a picture of me :D after dinner, played 5 rounds of mj. i kept laughing my ass off like some crazy nut that just escaped from a mental hospital. and i kept saying "NO NO! YOU WON'T WIN LAH!" i think the neighbours were on the verge of complaining already. it's official:
MAHJONG MAKES ME DRUNK.
grandma also told us about something that made me laugh/cry. the following is a conversation between my grandpa and his friend, sunny (seriously, that's his name).
sunny: hey now got swine flu right! we should buy masks.
pa: huh you want buy mask ah?
sunny: ya lah! very simple. we just buy a woman bra, cut it in half, and it becomes 2 masks for both of us!
pa: o.o
what's your response? wantian said that bra could really be effective! this COULD be some way of reusing stuff rather than throwing them away. haha. i was thinking that if they wanted designer masks, they could just buy lingerie from Triumph or something.
my calculator has been staying at SOMEONE's house for the 3rd day now. i'm upset because SOMEONE forgot to bring it to school today! spot has never been in any sleepover before. you're an elephant with amnesia. forgetfuls will always be forgetfuls.
i am sam, and you are reading this WORD.